A lot of people ask a lot of silly questions. Here’s a few of them, so you don’t have to.

Q. Does it hurt?
A. In a word, yes. Some places more than others but in general tattoo’s do hurt. It all depends on the individual’s personal pain threshold.

Q. How much does a tattoo cost?
A. Anything from £20 upwards. Depending on the size and time involved.

Q. How old do you have to be?
A. 18 years.

Q. Can I get tattoo’d at 16 with parents consent?
A. No, strictly 18. You’ll need photo ID if you look young. besides, if you need mummy to hold your hand you’re probably not mature enough.

Q. What’s the weirdest place you’ve done a tattoo?
A. I don’t have any weird places on my body. Do you?

Q. What’s the most painful place to get a tattoo?
A. Bell end!

Q. How long have you been a tattooist?
A. I began my tattooing carreer in December 1995.

Q. Have you seen Dust till Dawn?
A. No!